hav u eva tried a doughnut shake?stuff e doughnuts down in2 e large pyrex blender cup..cinnamon..jelly..choc glazed..boston cream..powdered..as many as possible...den pour in as much milk as possible...secure e rubber lid...n slam down evry button on tt blender..mix..chop..puree..congeal..wadeva...sit down on kitchen counter n watch as all dose doughnuts turn in2 a thick n lumpy vomit colored sludge...den hurl off e lid..lift e entire concoction..taking a sip...needless 2 say..it'll b e most horrifying dose of conc sugar eva tasted..lyk sinking ur teeth in2 a solid sugar cube e size of a football...
mabbe u din realize dis...bt tt doughnut shake was a perfect metaphor 4 wad is clearly e true chaos of human existence...itz lyk e bk..the stranger..evrythg camus wrote was dead-on..derez no order 2 anithg..derez no reason 4 anithg..itz all juz 1 long list of absurd events wif no payoff wadsoeva..feel wadeva u wan..it dosen matter..do wadeva u wan..it dosen matter...
i cant believe how much time i've wasted tinking my life was leading sumwhr in particular..tinking dere was sum kind of master plan 4 me..as if dere was eva a right or wrong thg 4 me 2 do...derez no mning 2 ani of it...we're all doughnuts..crammed in2 dis giant blender 4 no apparent reason..chopped @..spun ard..n blended 2gether in2 a repulsive n utterly mningless mud...so frm now on..as far as i m concerned..e more absurd e beta...i'll juz do n feel nothg n evrythg @ e same time..in giant swirls n spins n stops n starts...no control over a stitch of it..i'll b numb n den unbelievably pissed off..i'll wan2 rip my door off hinges n break evry breakable item in dis empty apartment...100% pure emotional free fall..total chaos...
control.izen it ridiculous?pple r alwayz trying 2 take control of demselves or else trying 2 control sum1 else...dey're all deluded..when r dey gonna learn?derez simply no such thg as control.none @ all.
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vanna
17:24
Troy..e movie itself was a solid blockbuster..nicely made n wif a supreme cast...itz a gd movie..IF u can get over e fact tt e original story of troy didnt happen e way it was told in e movie..n tt e 10-year war lasted oni 4 a couple of wks in e film...e scale is grand..e pacing is tight n e cast is uniformly gd... itz al abt conquest n brutality..wif a slight dose of romance...e big fight btw achilles n hector is well worth e build-up...
overall an excellent movie...wif pitt's performance as e standout..he had juz e right mix of arrogance n sadness..n e moves 2 b achilles...put this wif his performance in snatch and we c a truly gd actor..nt juz another hollywood hunk...if any1 doubts him..dey shld look @ him w/o al his star-glow n accept tt he IS achilles n truly does give a great performance...
bloom has a great turn as paris..n has possibly e hardest role in e film...making e audience feel 4 hu is possibly e least loved character in e history of literature...his paris is no longer e self-centered coward of e myth..but is wadz inside al of us..e desperate struggle 4 life n happiness..torn btw wad he knows is right 4 his world n e simple life he wants...
bana..hu was dreadful in the hulk..plays hector..e trojan hero..n he probably comes off best in e film...he radiates e charisma tt a leader of his stature shld hav..n when he is on screen..e character scenes..i dunno how 2 put dis..bt dey simply worked...2 thumbs up 4 bana!
e choreographers hav done a fantastic job too..e one to one fight scenes are spectacular..e score is breathtaking n e costuming n props r stunning...itz qte lykly dey'll get oscar nods in dese areas n stand a gd chance in winning...
Troy is an achievement..n while I tink wolfgang peterson is wonderfully talented..wat made dis wk was e team he made wif benioff..n e dedication of e actors...u sit in e theater..troy transports u...so let me put it this way: e less u noe abt e original myth..e more u wil enjoy e movie...
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vanna
23:31
imagine: a tight shirt wif diagonal purple n grey stripes.black pants.pointed black leather heels.short cropped hair.squinting almond shaped eyes behind big round glasses.nuttin out of e blue.bt an estimated vital stats of 38-34-40...now..ttz smth.
so..wad wld u do if u find such a creature sitting in ur
clasrm?n den being made 2 sit thru 2h+ of lecture on ridiculous topics by tt piece of lard..nt 2 add tt u 2 hav mutual dislyk 4 each other...social etiquettes?dining etiquettes?shudden it teach itself sum slimming etiquettes?
e elation didnt last longer den a day...al thx 2 him hu wrote e ans on e board..n we r totally grateful tt he spoilt our entire day by making us realize how badly we screwed tt damn ppr up...
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vanna
23:34
ripped frm e frenster bulletin board:
~pLs aNsWeR ThEsE QuEsTiOn aBt lOvE...cOs I'm
SuRe tHeRe r pPl tHeRe fAcInG ThEsE PrObLeMs
tOo...tHaNkS...copy n paste bulletin board..~
- Would u choose to like someone but he doesnt
love you?
ehh..i've gt beta thgs 2 do k..
- What if u got a stead le..but u like another
guy again?
den date tt guy n c hu suits u beta...
- Do u haf the guts to tell this guy/gal that u
love them if they got stead>?
*raises eyebrow
- Do you believe in love?
no
- Does it last forever?
refer 2 above qn..
- Being a friend is it better to be stead?
duh
- After a break up..is it possible to be friends
again like u use to be with him/her before u two
are stead?
tt depends...no pt in trying if tt puts u in awkward situations..
-Does look realy matter?
yes..well..in fact..2 a large xtent..
- If u got a stead...do him/her really
understand you?
ttz nt qte possible..
- What is love?
smth pple r blinded by..
- How are u going to tell him/her that you like
him/her?
get str 2 e pt.
- Are you scared of being rejected?
we al hav 2 learn 2 deal wif tt..
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What would you do if ::
The world fell into the hands of ailens?
-n e disadvantages r..?
Your house is surrounded by man-eating dinosaurs?
-dis is insane..dey r xtinct..
You're stucked in a house of zombies (like
resident evil)?
-b frens wif dem..heh
Someone gave you a million bucks?
-reject it..u wudden get a million bucks wif no strings attached...
Sadako climbed out of your tv set?
-yell n die of shock
A genie gave u three wishes?
-wish 4 a undefined no. of wishes
Simon said your singing sucks?
-no..i wudden wan2 sing in frnt of him..
Time stopped, and you could turn back in time?
-no way..wudden wan2 go thru evrythg again...gd or bad..
You had the ability to change yourself into
anything u wanted?
-a drop of water
You suddenly become a superstar?
-ttz rather impossible..
You suddenly go bankrupt?
-commit a crime n get sent 2 jail..derez free food n lodging..
You can fly?
-riiiiiiiiite~
You can cast spells?
-make e teachers show me e ans script 4 e exam pprs..yeah
You go handicapped?
-dotx.
You can't see?
-dotx.
You can't hear?
-dotx.
You had one breath to say something before you
die?
-dotx.
You had a chance to write a song on your life,
what would you call it?
-breathe.
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1: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page
18, find line 4. Write down what it says:
There is no rain on the leeward side of the mountain (also known as the rainshowdow).
ttz e physical geog txbk btw...
2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can.
What do you touch first?
tt wld b printer...
3: What is the last thing you watched on TV?
erm...*thinks..the OC on thurs..fine i juz realize i m damn outdated...n yesh..i mizz e final episode of e chn8 7 o'clock show on fri :(
4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what time it is:
11pm
5: Now look at the clock, what time is it?
10.59pm
6: With the exception of the computer, what can
you hear?
the stupid neighbor upstairs skipping..
7: When did you last step outside? what were you
doing?
last stepped out of e hse..on sat nite 4 dinner...
8: Before you came to this website, what did you
look at?
pix of fri's sports day on a clasmate's blog
9: What are you wearing?
t shirt n shorts
10: Did you dream last night?
cant rmb..
11: When did you last laugh?
@ a sentence left by my fren 4 dis qns..in case u're wondering : "When I saw this guy getting trampled by horses
on tv. Gawdz it was hilarious. He erm. Died."
12: What are on the walls of the room you are
in?:
dust?
13: Seen anything weird lately?:
if u consider ntbks..txbks..wkshts..nts..n e lyks..den yes..i juz saw dem a few mins ago...
14: What do you think of this quiz?:
itz beta den al e usual lame ones passed ard thru emails..
15: What is the last film you saw?:
tt was eons ago..i cant rmb...
16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight,
what would you buy first?:
university of cambridge..2 strike of e damn exams...
17: Tell me something about you that I don't
know:
ttz none of ur business..
18: If you could change one thing about the
world, regardless of guilt or politics, what
would you do?
erm......
19: Do you like to dance:
no thnk u..
20: George Bush:
the president of USA
21a: Imagine your first child is a girl, what do
you call her?:
how wld i noe..
21b: Imagine your first child is a boy, what do
you call him?:
do i care..?
u noe u're 1 step closer 2 insanity when e switzerland map starts 2 look lyk tt of a s'pore 1
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vanna
23:26
e stacks of txbks n piles of nts littered across e table remained..time slipped away slowly as e mins hand of e clock ticked by...e glare of e table lamp bcame irritating n e whirling of e fan was qte unbearable..a brain saturated wif formulas soon slipped in2 unconciousness..e mind wandered in2 a world whr stress does nt exist..nt e exams..nt e endless list of thgs 2 memorize..nt e complicated set of calculations..nt even e blinding source of lite...den e clock striked 11..n i m stil here a midst e madness.
itz perverse..izen it?pple spend yrs developing deir minds n educating demselves...bt in e end..dey juz wanna shut dem off.
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vanna
23:25